The Adventures of Boba Fett, Johnny Goldtimbers, Commander Shepard, Filthy Frank, Hannah Bluefeather, Darth Vader, and Davy Gunfish

It was a new day! The world was gay! The group of friends that consisted of Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Commander Shepard, Johnny Goldtimbers, Hannah Bluefeather, and Filthy Frank moved into their new luxury home in Willow Creek.

Settling In
It all started when Boba Fett and Darth Vader were walking down the ghetto streets of Australia. They found in the dumpster the recently deceased Richard Venables and a very playful Filthy Frank. He was searching for mice to cook for his friend Shaman. Boba and Vader saw potential in him, so they elected him the new Emperor of the Galactic Empire.

Frank took his new lieutenants to find two of Richard Venables' acquaintances. Those two associates went by the names of Johnny Goldtimbers and Hannah Bluefeather.

The trio arrived with the help of Frank's dear friend, Chin Chin. He had to sacrifice Ned Edgewalker to reach the pair. When they arrived, the two were on a couch having a deep conversation about llamas.

With the promise of millions of pesos, Frank convinced them to join the Galactic Empire Klan. They then set off to Willow Springs to purchase a new home for themselves.

Willow Springs was a perfect location as a friend of Johnny Goldtimbers lived nearby. That man's name was Davy Gunfish.

Commander Shepard saw that the galaxy had a new Emperor, and decided to join up with him. He had his pilot, Joker, fly the SSV Normandy to Australia to meet up with them.

They purchased a large home for almost $300,000. That's a lot of pesos. When they first came upon their new home, everybody ran inside. Everybody except for two people. Boba Fett and Fitlhy Frank. Boba was checking for new bounties on his phone, while Filthy Frank was staring off into the distance. He was having a daydream about his old life with Pink Guy and Shaman.

It was late at night, so Hannah decided it was time to go to bed. Little did she know, the room she claimed was a front for Shepard's meth lab and brothel. Darth Vader confronted him about it. He was angry that Shepard was not paying the proper Imperial taxes. The Commander denied any and all responsibility for what goes on in the bedroom.

It was during this that Boba Fett stepped outside to see that the home included a luxurious swimming pool! He decided to have a quick swim.

After hearing from Vader that Shepard had been running an illegal brothel in the home, Boba decided to have some fun with him! Fett always liked to have friends that were renegades.

After becoming close friends with Boba Fett, Shepard decided to try out some yoga. Hannah then saw him doing a position, so she started to mimic him. He told her that he picked up the art of Krogan yoga from an outcast on Tuchanka. Nobody loved him.

Day Out
It was a boring day. Everyone had already settled into the new home. The only thing there was to do was sit around lacking quite a bit of clothing. It was then that Commander Shepard gathered the household, and told them that they should go out for the day. They needed to experience the town and meet new people. Shepard told them that there was a bar nearby called the Solar Flare. It was at this fine establishment that the group realized that Boba had a problem with keeping his clothes on.



Boba had sat down on a couch neighboring the one that Davy was sitting on. Realizing that Boba was missing some key articles of clothing, Davy turned away in disgust. After this incident, everybody decided to leave the Solar Flare before any issues arise. Fett wasn't too happy about this, he had just gotten comfortable. He eventually caved, though. They went on to visit the local museum.

The museum proved to be the perfect place for Boba. He spotted a small Asian boy walking in through the door, and saw his chance. The bounty hunter for the Klan wasn't going to miss this opportunity!

Boba proceeded to approach the small child, he had this in the bag. Nothing could stop him at this point. Already being de-clothed, the bounty hunter was ready to pounce. He needed to soften the boy up a little bit, though. Him and the Chinese boy conversed for a short while, but that's when things started to go awry.

Another Chinese person walked through the door and made eye contact with Boba Fett. He did not know if this was the child's father, grandfather, or something completely different. One thing he did know was that he could not be caught with the child, so he found Darth Vader and made a run for it.

Boba told Darth of a place where they would be safe, a place where they could lie low for a while. That place was the playground. Boba, still lacking clothing, arrived with Vader. Seeing small children, he immediately ran over to them. Vader was quite ashamed of Boba's actions, so he went to go play chess with a man sitting at one of the tables. This would not be the end of Boba's exploits for the day, though. He quickly got a notification on his phone. There was a new bounty to collect....

Bounty Hunting
After getting into an argument with a member of the local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, Boba and Vader decided to go searching for his family. Vader was livid because he couldn't even finish his match of chess against him.

Boba Fett and Darth Vader assembled the Empire's newly constructed task force to track down this man and burn his family to death. To their dismay the task force was not available as they were visiting one of Kamino's underwater titty bars. Their only option was to bring the rest of the B0ss Family.

They reached the house after hours of searching and pinning up wanted posters in the local Burger King. A grimy Burger King was chosen to attract the scum of the neighborhood. Vader specifically asked for "that bounty hunter scum", which made Boba angry. Darth Vader later comforted him by saying that he was more qualified than the towel-headed Al-Qaeda wannabe and the Dildo-Sexbot-88. The only thing that robot ever accomplished was having sex with the Death Star.

Boba knocked on the door to the home, hoping somebody will come and answer. After repeated knocks, it became apparent that nobody was going to come. But to everyone's amusement and disgust, somebody did come. That person was Boba, who proceeded to stick his penis into the keyhole. Nobody even knows how he fit it in there, it's usually very large. Some assume that Vader had manipulated the midi-chlorian count in his phallus in order to shrink its size.

It was all a part of a master plan, Darth Vader had used the force to change Boba's penis from a normal dick-shaped entity to what resembled a key. Boba had successfully unlocked the door, although the hole was a bit sticky afterward.

They had gained entrance to the house, and sadly for Boba no children were there to watch. There wasn't anyone home, the Klansman must have run off into hiding.

Johnny just couldn't contain himself. The old man had seen a lot in his days, but nothing quite like this. The excitement from witnessnig such event prompted him to tell everyone how they gained entry to the home. Everyone, even the random man on the street. He didn't ask for this, he didn't want this. How could you do this, you're a sick man. You're the monster that keeps kids awake at night. Keeps them awake just long enough for Boba to have his way with them.

Back inside the house Frank really had to go to the bathroom, but so did Boba. Having another occupant in the restroom never stopped Boba before, why would it now?

While they couldn't catch the man that had called Vader an assortment of racist names, they did have access to his computer. Darth Vader used this to his advantage. First he stole all of the information he could off of the computer, then started the dirty work. He went to various porn sites, mostly gay, and filled the computer up with viruses. No, we don't mean computer viruses. He then contacted the CIA and called in various terror threats. If he couldn't catch the man then the government surely would.



The Phallus Palace
Now is the time where we move on from the B0ss Family, and set our sights on a very dirty one. Never fear, this is far from the end of the ones you've come to know and love. This new family is a dirty one, very dirty indeed. This is the story of the Britain family.

This is the tale of Andrew Mallace, Jeremiah Garland, and John Breasly. They were all HCOs in the government of Great Britain. John Breasly was in-fact the king. He may be younger and smaller than his servants, but they are still his servants mind you.

Andrew Mallace hailed from the colonies of Mexico, while Jeremiah was the product of what a Russian does on holiday in Cyprus. John Breasly? We're not too sure where he comes from, although there are strong hints pointing to his origin being hell.

They lived in a modest house in the Arizona desert, not too far from where the B0ss Family lived. Their house was the non-mobile version of the S.E.X.-V.M. The Stupendously Erecting Xenophobic Vehicle Module. It was modeled after Mallace's penis. Outside of the home were some lovely swimming pools.

John was very upset as he had been demoted from being an administrator on the PPW, surprisingly not a porn site. It was rather a gateway for other porn websites, at least until Davy Hookwrecker was demoted as well.

Being angry seemed to be Breasly's natural state, he seemed content with it. His housemates had different natural states.

Underground this home was a luxurious sex dungeon where Mallace and Garland would go to satisfy their deepest desires. This room also had life-size sex dolls ready for use at any time. While they weren't always clean, enjoyment was a constant factor.

Andrew and his husband Jeremiah did everything together, they bathed, slept, ate and drank. Nothing could be done to separate the two. Until money was involved. Mallace would do anything he could for a quick buck, he strived to be the richest man alive. He constantly attempted to reach the level of wealth and status the B0ss Family had obtained, but he would never quite make it there.

Crossing Paths
Andrew, Jeremiah, and Breasly decided to set off and explore the neighborhood after seeing the Prime Minister of Britain, Johnny Goldtimbers, taking a stroll. They knew that they were not alone in this new world, and needed to make sure that certain people would never know of their dirty secrets.

Sadly, their plans went awry when John walked in on Mallace and Garland bathing together. The poor child had been exposed to the kind of thing those only see around Boba. After this tragedy he needed to go on a walk to blow off some steam. No, not Boba's steam you sick bastard.gh enough level in the sailing or cannon skill, so he just yelled at everyone while they did all of the work. This was his favorite style of leadership, sitting back and doing nothing. His use of this style was probably why Britain was losing for half of the battle. It was not until Team SvS came that Britain was on top once more.